Trump during defecation – office hits of the souvenir shops

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For two years the Trump of the US President. As a gift it sells well – especially if he is little represented flattering. Our reporter looked around in a souvenir shop in Washington, DC.

Popular with tourists: Trump-toilet paper

“Is one of our Bestseller,” says Debra, while the small foam character stands high. “Personally, I think the really a little off”. It is a key chain from the American President Donald Trump, as he stuff the pants pulled down. It exerts gentle pressure on the foam hip of the President, pushes slowly to a slippery brown Gel mass from the butt of the key chain-Trumps. Allow us to present the “Donald Trump Pooping Key Chain”.

Debra works at the Washington Welcome Center, a huge, airy gift shop in Washington DC, near the White house. The American flag is everywhere, here and flash, and sparkle, cheesy and sure to be completely useless, and a gift shop.

A Best-Seller: The Donald Trump Pooping Key Chain

Two years ago, the inauguration of Donald Trump, the significantly fewer people took part than in the case of his predecessor, Barack Obama. The White house claimed at the time to the contrary, the Phrase “Alternative facts” was born, we remember.

Export Trump Of Toilet Paper

“Never before have we sold so many different products,” says Michelle, she is the Manager of the business. Also Obama has already sold Souvenirs, “but that was a completely different Era”. Under Obama, it was more of a classic Merchandising a lot of Sweatshirts, T-Shirts, even a couple of cups, maybe even a calendar. But not as a he is buy now of Trump – this counts the days until the end of his term of office. Obama calendar were normal, almost useful items.

In Washington, the gift shop Trump has brought about a whole new product variety, albeit rather involuntarily. Many of the Souvenirs make fun of the quirks of the President or his Appearance: his signature lock of hair, his small hands, the constant and provocative Getwittere without much substance. This make 90% of the things that tourists would buy in your Store, tell Michelle.

For Fans and opponents what

The likeness of the US President on toilet paper, Waiting for trump’s resignation as a commodity that can be marketed. One could almost think that the Americans would have lost the respect of your President. Michelle has as no pity.


  • Donald Trump, the cash-in-filler

    Big Mouth

    A gaping mouth that can be used to open bottles. In this useful gift is the amazingly distinct communication needs of the U.S. President. However, the sometimes crude style.


  • Donald Trump, the cash-in-filler

    He has nice hair

    Probably not the hairstyle of a US President has excited so much attention (and ridicule), such as the Great Trump. In this keepsake of a small comb can be removed to bring the harsh Wind of the policy and blew their Hair back in shape.


  • Donald Trump, the cash-in-filler

    “Fake News”, “Fake Dollars”

    America strong with a weak currency, Since trump’s office on 20.1.2017 the Dollar has lost value against the Euro. The altitude flight of the Euro in January 2018, however, is over. This “Fake Dollar” was sold to trump’s presidential inauguration in Washington.


  • Donald Trump, the cash-in-filler

    Muesli Power

    Who would have thought? Maybe trump’s taste for healthy food has led to his moving into the White house. At the Republican Convention in July 2016 in Cleveland, Trump was nominated by a clear majority of 1725 votes. No more Chance for “crunchy” Hillary Clinton.


  • Donald Trump, the cash-in-filler

    Ring free for Donald

    A real estate billionaire, can boxes: For followers of the U.S. President in Texas the good. You are in a queue to buy the Shirt with your American “Superman”. Who could take him?


  • Donald Trump, the cash-in-filler

    Thumbs up, everything’s fine!

    Button? This Trump-badges were offered for sale at the inauguration two years ago on the parade route in Washington. Now they belong to the basic equipment in every Souvenir Shop around the Capitol. It will even give residual items from the January 2017….


  • Donald Trump, the cash-in-filler

    Cool Sock

    Whether large or small, narrow or wide: socks for Trump-trailer, the want to make your country “great”, there are in every size.


  • Donald Trump, the cash-in-filler

    Who’s afraid of Trump?

    The Halloween mask of Trump, a life of the party? While Washington souvenir shops of the great demand, swarming, noted American media that the presidential Halloween fairing sold in the past year, worse than even 2017.


  • Donald Trump, the cash-in-filler

    The Countdown has begun

    Gifts for critics: A calendar in which the days to the end of Donald trump’s term of office to be counted. Whether a calendar for the Countdown is not sufficient, however, is questionable. Perhaps in 2020 must be a new edition printed.


  • Donald Trump, the cash-in-filler

    Dirty Key Chain

    A souvenir of a special kind, unappetizing and unpleasant to look at: The so-called “Donald Trump Pooping Key Chain” shows Trump when you go to the toilet. It exerts gentle pressure on the foam hip of the President with his pants down, slowly, a slimy brown Gel mass from the butt.


  • Donald Trump, the cash-in-filler

    Smart and soft

    Donald Trump as a clean man: With this toilet paper can wipe critic of the US President’s ass. Also, this way you will be able to demonstrate his attitude. Smart, soft and eco-friendly.

    Author: Leonie von Hammerstein, Astrid Prange


“He has referred to migrants as a monkey, you are dehumanized. So many of his followers in our country are racists”. Also, buy the Souvenirs in her Shop, take a ‘MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN’-Cup in Red, White, and back home. “So you’re showing you agree with his policy”. And there were not a few, whole school classes would arrive to here á la Trump stock.

Whether to ‘MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN’-baseball cap or anti-stress Ball with the likeness Trumps the conflicting Souvenirs is a Symbol of the divided country. His Fans, the President, for two years, with the Redemption of electoral promises: a terminated nuclear agreement, the withdrawal from Syria served his Detention at a border wall to Mexico.

But the resistance is growing. The majority in the house of representatives have lost the Republicans in the Midterm elections in November, only 39% of Americans a survey conducted by the opinion research Institute Gallup, well, what the President makes.

“I’m trying not to get him mad,” says Michelle. “What I get out of it? You will only get angry and get on the end of high blood pressure or a heart attack. And he? Sitting still in the White house and ruled the country.”