Let’s all hope that the Brexit and the evil spirits, fire, butt, under Boris Johnson, a commemorative coin as a real satire and anxiety disorders in the Brexiteers.
The “Times” had made us on the weekend, once again, high hopes. An agreement on the Brexit standing directly in front of the door, the newspaper wrote, because the EU have finally offered an acceptable solution to the vexed Irish border question. It should just stay the whole Kingdom provisionally into a customs Union with the EU. Then you would need even after the Brexit no border controls between the Republic of Ireland and the British Region of Northern Ireland, the good Friday agreement and the peace be saved. So the Plan, plus/minus a few technical Details.
But EU diplomats knew long ago, that this is the hardest part of all of Brexit-problems. Brussels had originally proposed to bind only the North of Ireland to the EU rules, in order to make controls unnecessary. But this led to howls of fury on the unionist side, the DUP, the guarantee of Theresa may’s majority in Parliament. They would never accept a secession from the British mother country, and swore by the Northern Irish members. So the EU swallowed the toad and offered a customs Union for the whole Kingdom. What seemed so reasonable, was after the recent Cabinet meeting in London unfortunately as impossible. Theresa May had to explain that she did not want a “Brexit Deal at any price”. Because of their Brexiteers too high.
In London was recognised after the re bust is no further Cabinet meeting. Waiting for new developments. That is, it may be this week, no agreement. Thus, the Chance of a special EU summit at the end of November expires. The Theresa May had wanted, so that you can whip the Deal before the Christmas break, your Parliament would have. How Brexit negotiator, Michel Barnier, always says: “The clock is ticking…”.
In Brussels, the secret negotiations continue, meanwhile. But you will remember more and more of Dante’s Inferno: “Let ye who enter, all hope…”.
Where Arron Banks Brexit-came from donations stayed in this Interview is open
Submit to the evil spirits back on the leash
Arron Banks is a self-confessed bad boy of the Brexit. And he’s one of those obscure millionaires with many Offshore accounts. Banks the Leave had.EU campaign alone is 8 million pounds and became its largest single donor. But he drew the attention of the media and the Opposition. Everywhere research to Banks suddenly appeared dubious sources of money. The authority for the fight against crime is now investigating his activities, because, according to British law, only British money in a British Referendum. And there are serious doubts about where Banks ‘ money comes from.
Even more interesting, but the accusations, the millions would not even Banks accounts, but from Russian sources. The BBC admitted the businessman, now an Interview in Prime time on a Sunday morning, to answer these questions. There had been a Meeting with the Russian Ambassador and others, said Banks there, but no Russian money. Never.
At the end, though, the Killer came the question: Would you vote again today for the Brexit? And Banks put the matter: “After the corruption in British politics, (…) the Filth and the vile behavior of the government, what makes you the Brexit, and how they sold him, I think it would probably have been better, we would have remained in the EU, and would not have let these evil spirits of the leash.” Then his eight-million where they came from but would have been just a giant waste of money.
In several British cities, a Boris Johnson doll was in the traditional Guy Fawkes night flared
Fire ass under Boris
In the Guy Fawkes night on 5. November will be burned in England, traditional straw dolls of politicians and other Malefactors. In Lewes in East Sussex you wore this evening a major of Boris Johnson through the city, and the people shouted: “Burn him, burn him.” You can see that he awakes the darkest instincts in the most peaceful of people. The Boris doll wore by the way the cut off the head of Theresa May in the hands. This allusion, however, seems now obsolete.
Because Johnson should have given it up, your successor as Prime Minister. He seems to recognize that he has exceeded his political half-life. However, the big bad Wolf of Brexit has still living in. Because if always the boisterous, happy Brexit seems to be at risk, of which he dreams, then he straightens up and roars.
As at the weekend, so the speculation of the Deal with of the customs Union expanded, he let his anger in the Daily Mail. Theresa May needs to reject this “Stinker of a Brexit-Deal,” raged he. It was a “Christmas gift to the type of the best Brussels sham”.
And then a trip into the Depths of the story followed as is always the case with Boris. “For the first Time in a Thousand years, we would have to accept foreign laws”, we are a “vassal state, a colony…”. Also, the Whole thing was a “national humiliation” and a “total submission”. And so on and so forth. He has a number of small? How long has Boris actually wants the same newspaper article to write? And someone pays him money for it?
Peace, prosperity and friendship with all the countries promises to the Brexit commemorative coin
The Brexit Commemorative Coin
It is a piece of satire. The Treasury of her Majesty published the design for a special Brexit coin to be issued next spring. Normally, there are the for Royal anniversaries and similar events. Now the Brexit of national remembrance seems to be worthy of it.
On the other hand, the officials need to be in the Ministry, your thing also, not quite sure. So you picked the monetary rather meagre 50 Pence piece, for Britain’s exit to commit from the EU. The inscription, however, is a brilliant handle: “the peace, prosperity and friendship with all the countries, 29. March, 2019”. In fact, mean what else could the Brexit for all of us.
Brexiteers to push instead of Pizza now their phones in the microwave
Brexit-related anxiety disorder
The recent case of Brexit-related anxiety disorder should have occurred in the case of members of the conservative think-tank “European Research Group”. The title is a bit misleading, for there is nothing else that is researched, such as the United Kingdom as soon as possible from the EU is coming out. Now a member of the ERG has recommended to his colleagues to buy for their offices in Parliament and microwave Ovens. In there you should keep during delicate talks with their political friends use their phones.
In espionage circles, you know, of course, that switched-on mobile phones can be hacked by the enemy and intercepted. Allegedly, a microwave helps. Whether the must be switched on or off, is not explained. The former Brexit-Minister David Davis should have kept for the same reason, his phone always in a biscuit tin. So, this was the Low-Tech solution. Hopefully, British psychologists are enough on the Paranoia, specialized.