If the Penis works, shows the stamp test


Impotence in men can have physical or psychological causes. Three American doctors have developed a simple Test, the man simply at home can imitate. What you need to do this? Stamps.

“Dear parents, concealed now the eyes of your children. Love young women: look good!” John Barry, chic, dressed in a white shirt and black suit, enjoy it, formally, to his invention to a wide audience: A Penis-function test, the each without much effort and cost to home.

By the end of the 1970s, Barry has thought up the Test with his two US colleagues Bruce Blank and Michel Boileau. In mid-September (13.09.2018) got the three for the Ig-Nobel prize for reproductive medicine, a fun prize, awarded to the research findings, the laugh at you “and then think”.

Barry introduced the Penis function test in the case of the Ig-Nobel prize lecture at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology (mit) in the US Cambridge. To the great Amusement of the audience he is showing drawings of a Penis, which is wrapped with a Ring of stamps.

38 years after the publication of the invention, John Barry gets the Ig Nobel prize

“Our Test shows, if a man, while he is sleeping, erections, or not,” explains Barry Interview in the DW. Every man had one to five erections per night. It’s done automatically when he is dreaming – “no matter what he dreams”.

The erections, the man has a physical Problem, continues Barry. “Possibly, Diabetes or hardening of the arteries.”

The male Organ doesn’t work at night, satisfactory, and only then, if it is demanded, the Problem lies in the head of the man. To know which therapy is the best, you have to find out first whether the Patient has night erections or not, and since the stamps come into play.

And this is how it works

You’ll have several stamps, which are connected via a Perforation to each other, wrap them once around the male member and glues the two Ends. In the case of old-fashioned stamps simple Moisturizing enough, in the case of stamps that do not stick yourself, you have to take, if necessary, a small piece of tape to help, advises Barry.

In a DW Interview, the three price demonstrate to carrier the function of two fingers of the reporter. Bruce Blank says: “In the case of an erection of the Penis is not only longer, but also thicker.” Illustrated by separating out the two Finger drag. The consequence: The Ring of stamps is breaking up, probably on one of the perforated seams. The next Morning, the simple analysis follows: Is broken, the Ring or not?

“The average Caucasian Penis comes with four stamps,” explains Barry after his lecture on demand from the audience. And no, the motifs on the stamps are irrelevant, as is the question of what a Person has attached to the stamps on the Penis.

Stamps are better than fishing lines

At the end of the 1970s, there was only one way to test a man’s Penis to be working: with a mercury strain gauge. Was attached to the limb and measure whether he expanded or not. The examination cost at that time for three hours of measurement US $ 500. “Our Test costs, however, for four consecutive nights, only 12 cents,” says Barry – one Cent per stamp. In the case of higher printed values it is of course a bit more expensive.

The acceptance by the patients? Was excellent, says Bruce Blank. “You want to know whether the Problem is in your head or in your Penis, and what therapy can help you. Therefore, they were very shocked when we proposed this Test for the first time.”

Before you came on the stamps, the experiment, the U.S. exported lace-physicians with duct tape and Angel – but the Latter was “very uncomfortable”.

The question of why you have to get the Ig Nobel prize only now remains, 38 years after the publication of the invention. Barry explains it thus: “It has now proven itself.” The Test had arrived, in practice, the Playboy have written about it and even in the series “Sex & the City” was mentioned for the Test. If this is not the proof of its suitability!

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