Trump, Montenegro, and the third world war

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Donald Trump shines once again with a special NATO-insider knowledge: “Montenegro is a small country with very aggressive people.” Wow, that is fast fire is dangerous! A polemic of Thomas Latschan.

Care! The common Montenegrins in his natural habitat

Donald Trump has always said This, NATO is obsolete. Who is there, everything is involved: These Germans, who always want to have protection, but not pay for it. Those Brits who can’t make it once to sue the EU due to the Brexits. And then there’s this wild mountain people that could instigate you are not a world war, if you are not careful exactly. Highly dangerous stuff. Why risk his ass?

Donald Trump – geographically highly interested…

Now has talked Trump on his favorite station, Fox News in Rage. The Moderator had asked him previously to the sense of the Alliance’s commitment to NATO: “Why should my son is about to Montenegro, and it is in front of an attack to protect?” And trump’s response was remarkable: “Yes, Montenegro. This is a tiny country with very strong people. Very strong people, and very aggressive people. They can be very aggressive – and congratulations, are you in the third world war.”

Now Trump is noticed more often with remarkable knowledge about the world. “Belgium is a wonderful city, with great buildings,” he knew to report in the presidential election campaign in 2016 – after he had referred to Brussels previously, as a “hell hole”. Another Time, he tweeted: “man shot dead in Paris police station: Germany is a completely criminal Chaos.” As he lectured once about Africa, he invented a country called “Nambia” whose health system is on the mend – in contrast to all these “shithole countries”, whose name you do not need to remember.

Somewhere behind these dunes, Nambia would lie. A lot of Sand, but a great health system…

Unpredictable Balkan People

Now, therefore, it did to him, Montenegro. You can imagine it correctly, as it is supposed, in Donald’s brain, slowly taking shape: the image of the wild Balkan mountain people, the lurking behind rock ledges on its victims. Icy cold the Wind over the rugged mountain trains blowing there. “Monte Negro” – Black mountain, the Name alone sounds ominous! Here, where so many found their misfortune, they live – a little, “aggressive” people. Unpredictable, untamable, and armed to the teeth. A kind of insidious guerrilla force, the Mujahideen of the Balkans, muscle-Packed, to the tassel of your blood-red FEZ pumped full of testosterone and, therefore, ready to ambush anyone who dares to be the inhospitable mountain passes to cross.

As these Montenegrins tick, can also be used in the relevant literature to read. For Trump, of course, also available as an audiobook

And should we defend?, Donald Trump is asking. And quite rightly so! “Look, what happened in Sweden!”, he had to call time out, to show how dramatic a Situation could escalate. While the whole world Uh asked then: “what exactly happened in Sweden?” The answer to that is… not so important. But exactly the same could happen now in Montenegro, and that would be certainly devastating.

Equation with several Unknown

Donald Trump is on the future of NATO. So as to us Europeans. But unlike us, he asks himself: What are these actually for crazy people, we need to defend because, without that, you pay for it appropriate? “So the Whole thing has been set up in the NATO holding,” says Trump of the baffled Fox-presenter, “but that was before my time. And I just went there and said: you have to pay! That’s the thing: The numbers don’t even! Calculate the change in their equation with Montenegro.”

Wild, unpredictable, but is unwilling to pay. Hach, those Montenegrins!

One part of this equation, by the way, that the so-called Alliance was proclaimed in the history of NATO so far, only a single Time – namely, after the September 11 attacks. September 2001. At that time, the Americans were attacked and they fought back: with a massive combat operation in Afghanistan. In the spirit Trumps, we would be tempted to say: “The USA, which is a very large people with very strong people. Very strong people, and very aggressive people. They can be very aggressive – and congratulations, are you in a military intervention!” But have no fear. We would of course, never do. Because look what is happening in Montenegro!